Believe it or not, these actually appeared in various church bulletins:
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both ends.
Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, come early.
Wednesday the ladies liturgy society will meet. Mr. Johnson will sing, 'Put Me In My Little Bed,' accompanied by the pastor.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptised at both ends.
Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, come early.
Wednesday the ladies liturgy society will meet. Mr. Johnson will sing, 'Put Me In My Little Bed,' accompanied by the pastor.