The Credit Crunch And Mistresses

As the credit crunch bites, businessmen may be turning to sex as a cheap way to pass time

Infact, a recent market survey conducted on over 1000 adults found that sex was the most popular free activity, ahead of window shopping and gossiping.

In fact, Ms. Mouthfull, a market analyst said that she was glad that people are finding ways of relieving some of their credit crunch woes, but if there's one thing it's worth fucking out, I am sorry, forking out for, it is condoms.

There seems to be a sense of desperation among women with regard to dating rich men and the and men are able to sense this now

Ms. Kuntz, a sex shop worker indicated that wealthy men generally cut out their gifts to mistresses during times of financial crisis. She further added that as per the new survey it has been confirmed that affluent businessmen who keep extramarital lovers, plan to cut back on presents and payments to their mistresses in the wake of the economic downturn.

All of her friends are searching for rich, handsome men but there are less and less of them now around, says Ms. Kuntz. The money isn’t flowing like usual and hunting a rich man has become extremely difficult. As a result there are less free drinks and dinners. What's weird about it is that admitting this doesn't seem to embarrass them at all.

However, a majority of rich women who are have extramarital affairs, plan in boosting their lovers’ allowances, according to a recent research that sheds light on the different ways the different sexes deal with financial stress.

More than 75 percent of the adulterous multi-millionaires from the male species, who were surveyed said that they planned to spend less money on gifts and treats for their lovers, and over 80 per cent planned to cut down on their regular payments.

It is definitely going to be hard!

However, funnily it appears that Viagra sales have shot up !

Mr. Dickhardt, a professional gigolo feels that affairs that have lasted several years will be the most vulnerable during the impending recession, with wealthy people of both sexes more likely to support lovers they have taken within the last few years.

It is obvious that once they lose the magic in the relationship a lot of erections are going to be destroyed

Rich people are getting hit in their vulnerable spots and they're all expressing the need to curtail unnecessary spending as there is a huge amount of money that is being funelled and unless that is taken care of wisely, it is going to spiral out of control

However, successful women actually put more importance on their extramarital relationships as the economy declines and their working lives become more difficult.

Ms. Fuchall, an market analyst feels that over 20 per cent of the women have plans in cutting down on their presents and allowances to their lovers, while more than a half planned to increase their financial investment in their paramour.

This generated a new interest in the womens behaviour.

Ms. Bighole (name changed for fear of recognition) who has two paramours, felt that it was during such times that the need for a lover arises more than ever, as tensions run high and there is no excitement

The Government, however feels that with so much funds spread over this segment of the market, that a separate division be created to address the problems of this segment.